Welcome to Naples. Home of the guy whipping out his dick in public to pee. Night one, we arrive at the hostel. Wait no, it's just a street full of trash. Just kidding, the hostel is there, it's just in a random building on the sixth floor. Good news though, it has a/c. Although the sink waterfalls, the shower doesn't work right, and the toilets broke. Oh, and Katie's sheets have holes and chunks of the wall are missing. No biggie, we are in a hotel the next two nights across the hall and we are across the street from the second best hostel in the WORLD. For dinner, we had awesome pizza and then some choco balls. Except for Amy and Eliza who had the shaft with some really good uh sauce. Oh yes, dont forget the really good wine, our favorite no doubt. We may get some shipped to the US for later drinkage. After eating,our waiter decided to give us kisses-except Eliza who ran away because the guy was missing a tooth (it was actually sort of sexy, everyone's going to be jealous). The next morning we awaken bright and early for our Capri trip which cost 32 euros just to get there and back.I almost die by getting hit by a vespa but luckily my reflexes kick in and I jump back, narrowly avoiding a bloody scene. Upon arriving in Capri we go to the beach, a lovely place. We're greeted with a topless woman who was very fit looking. Then we are further welcomed by a small boy shitting a water bottle sized turd. Afterwards a group of heathen kids decide to take over our area of the beach forcing us to go boulder hopping. after the beach we go for lunch. which cost 98 euros for five girls. compliments of Katies 10 dollar banana split. complete with a sparkler. luckily we saved a whole 3 euros bc they forgot to add a latte onto the bill. we then pile onto a cable car so we can go shopping. oh wait, we couldnt afford any of the stuff so we wandered around until we got bored. we then got back on the charming cable car complete with a small child in her stroller who kicked kelsey in the butt the entire ride down. after buying tickets back to naples, we get onto the ferry. we get to sit behind a couple who lovingly bite and lick each other ferociously like they are stars of twilight. we get to see a cute polar bear though aka K-Nut kelsey's future italian dog. after taking a siesta in the hotel, we all get pretty for a fun night out. we go to dinner at our favorite restaurant in naples aka the only one weve been too. we get the best most fluent english speaking waitor in the house. after pizza we order dessert. no shaft tonight. or balls either. tonights balls were actually chocolate ice cream sadly. and there was no watermelon or french fries. wuh wuh. kelsey katie and kaitlin then try to find a bar. they get asked if they are strippers. then they find out the first bar is shut down. the second well, it might or might not exist. we got too afraid to keep walking after two men cat call to us and follow us diligently, even reversing down a one way street. then a man parts traffic for us so we can get back safely to the hotel. man, i cant wait to see what day 2 will bring!
ps. Our hos-tel had an awesome receptionist man named David who suffered from a slight skin irritation. Also, the second man was very fond of us, especially Katie. AND good news, the elevator in the Hos-tel was free at night and we had a piazza all to ourselves.
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